Tuesday, December 18, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCKER

You've reached that 'fine wine' age, and you're still as Fucking Gorgeous as ever... even more so to me. All because when I look in your eyes, I see that beautiful soul inside. You are the Hottest Motherfucker I know. Sorry, I guess I'm prejudiced, grey gotee and all.



So, You're the BIG Five - Oh................
Never fear, You're still the Sexiest Fucker I know. AARP ain't got nothin' on You. Wish I could be with You to Celebrate Your Big Day, but please know that I'm with You in Spirit, You Gorgeous Fucker, you.... Oh the things I'd do to make you feel that sweet pain and ecstasy. Just to hear you moaning and purring with delight would be my reward.

Soon Fucker... soon...

3 comments:

sorrow11 said...

Okay, so maybe I don't smell like Christmas cookies, maybe you just have a soft spot for fire...
LOL

Aloysius said...

Triple Fire sign here...

Sun: Aries
Moon: Sagittarius
Rising: Leo

hard wired I'm afraid... LOL

sorrow11 said...

Sun : Sagittarius
Moon : Sagittarius
Rising : Sagittarius

Sucks to be me..LOL
everything else in my chart is off in water and earth...not even a breeze of air
except a sigh...
Color me hardwired Too!

Tanks for the cool card!

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